Chinese Jews!!

After attending the opening ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, Sid and Moses, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant.

During their conversation, Sid asked Moses, ‘Are there any Jews in China?’
‘I don’t know,’ replied Moses. ‘Why don’t we ask our Chinese waiter?’

When the waiter came by, Moses asked him, ‘Are there Chinese Jews?’
He said, ‘I don’t know sir,I ask,’ and went into the kitchen.

He returned a few minutes later and said, ‘No sir. No, Chinese Jews.
‘Are you sure?’ Moses asked.
‘I check again, sir,’ the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was gone, Sid said to Moses, ‘I can’t believe there are no
Jews in China. Our brethren are scattered everywhere in the world.’

At this point, the waiter returned. ‘Sir, no Chinese Jews,’ he said.

‘Are you really sure, man?’ Moses asked again. ‘I can’t believe
there are no Chinese Jews.’

Exasperated, the waiter said, ‘Sir, I ask evelyone! But no one hear of
Chinese Jews. We have ONLY Apple Jews, Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and since last week have Clanbelly Jews!’

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